sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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