he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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