if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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