I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
We left an ass print on the piano.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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