She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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