This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
