I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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