There is no way he is gay with that hair.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Pooping to opera.
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