Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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