Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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