Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
it glows. i had to have it.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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