Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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