you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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