The maid of honor just puked.
I wish I only lived at night.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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