At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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