I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
It's blow job season.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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