the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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