Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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