He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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