It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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