I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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