Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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