Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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