But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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