my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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