White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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