i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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