"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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