so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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