that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Ketchup is God's man juice
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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