come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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