How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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