Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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