i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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