I want to stick my p in your. b.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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