this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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