what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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