I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I've blown a few things in my day
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
bring money and cleavage
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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