i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
she pinky promised me she was 18
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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