ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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