In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
My breasts were aching with rage.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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