Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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