Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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