super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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