We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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