The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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