I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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