Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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