We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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