He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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