i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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